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Tech
Mafia

The gay hackathon. One day. Build something by dinner. Demo it or sleep with the fishes.

When TBA Where TBA Host The Don Cost Free

Signing up takes two minutes. Date and venue coming soon.

The Manifesto

For years the gays have quietly run tech. We built your design systems. We fixed your Kubernetes at 2am. We named your startup. Nobody said thank you. We did it anyway.

Tech Mafia is where we stop being quiet about it. It's a one-day hackathon for gay, queer, and trans builders: engineers, designers, founders, researchers, and anyone who has ever force-pushed to main and felt nothing.

Show up alone. Leave with a crew, a demo, and a room full of people who owe you a favor. That's how families work.

Initiation

Every member needs a name.

Enter your details and the family will assign your name and rank. All rulings are final and screenshot-ready.

Tech Mafia · Made Member#0x0000
Tony "Force Push" Typescripto
Capo, Frontend Family
Weapon
TypeScript
Rap sheet
Force-pushed to main
Known for
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The Racket

Build anything.

There are no tracks and no required theme. If you can demo it by the end of the day, it counts. If you're stuck for ideas, The Don has some suggestions:

Made Machines

An AI agent that does a real chore

Pick something boring you do every week and make a bot do it.

The Social Club

Fix the Grindr problem

Every app we use to find each other is broken. Build a better way to meet, make friends, or find events.

Protection Racket

Keep the family safe

Privacy, anti-harassment, or safety tools for queer people online.

Cursed Arts

Something unhinged

A game, an art piece, a bad idea executed perfectly. There's a prize for this.

Omertà

The rules.

There aren't many, and they're all real.

omerta.yaml
crew_size: 1 to 4 people             # solo is fine. teams form at kickoff.

code:
  build_it_at_the_event: true      # ideas and sketches beforehand are fine
  libraries_and_templates: allowed
  ai_tools: allowed                 # it's 2026. just say what you used.
  enforcement: honor system         # The Don trusts you. don't make it weird.

demo:
  length: 3 minutes
  format: show it working, on your laptop
  slides: optional, not encouraged

what_you_build: is yours             # The Don takes no cut. weird for a mafia, we know.

conduct:
  harassment: you're out
  outing_anyone: you're out
  photos: ask first
  snitching: encouraged. if anything's off, tell The Don.

The Job

How the day goes down.

Times are approximate and subject to the whims of The Don.

crontab -l
10:00  doors_open       # coffee, name tags, size each other up
10:30  the_sit_down     # The Don welcomes you. 30-second idea pitches. crews form.
11:00  hacking_begins   # git init
13:00  lunch            # eat at your laptop or don't, we're not your mother
18:00  pencils_down     # whatever you've got is what you've got
18:15  family_dinner    # + demos. 3 minutes each.
20:00  the_verdict      # The Don announces the winners
20:30  drinks           # optional, highly encouraged
The Don providesWifi, power strips, lunch, dinner, coffee, and snacks
You bringLaptop, charger, headphones and any hardware you want to hack on
FoodVegetarian and vegan options included Put any allergies on your application

The Tribunal

How you get judged.

The Don judges, with a couple of guest judges. Each demo is scored on three things:

The Cut

Everybody eats.

Grand prize

The Don's Pick

The best project of the day. Prize TBA, plus The Don's eternal respect.

Audience vote

The People's Princess

Every attendee votes at the end, by show of hands. Prize TBA.

Special

Most Unhinged

For the project that had no business working and somehow did. Prize TBA.

Getting in

How to get in.

Sign up. It takes two minutes: your name, your email, and what you might want to build. You don't need an idea yet.

Bring friends. Send them this page. Coming as a crew? Put each other's names on the form.

Get the word. The Don emails everyone who signed up with the date and venue.

Show up. Bring a laptop and an appetite.

Questions

Ask, and you shall receive.

Do I have to be gay?

It's a gay hackathon. Gay, queer, bi, and trans builders come first. Allies are welcome if a member brings them. If your opening line is "I'm straight, but…", read the room.

I've never done a hackathon. Can I come?

Yes. Neither has half the room. A hackathon is just a day of building something with people and showing it off at the end.

I'm not an engineer.

That's good. Most hackathon demos fall flat because nobody on the crew could design or tell a story. Designers, PMs, writers, and artists are very welcome.

When and where is it?

The Don will announce the date and venue soon. Everyone who signed up hears first.

Do I need a team or an idea?

No. Come solo. At kickoff, people pitch ideas in 30 seconds and crews form on the spot.

Can I use AI to write my code?

Yes. Just mention what you used during your demo.

Who owns what I build?

You do, completely. It's the least mafia thing about us.

Is this affiliated with the actual mafia?

No. We checked. They said they'd think about it.

I want to help or sponsor.

Every family needs friends in high places. Food, venue, and prizes are what helps most. Talk to The Don.

Now recruiting

An offer you can't refuse.

Sign up now. Send this page to the gay in your life who keeps saying they'll build "that idea."

I'm in